Just like the inside of any big shop
People were everywhere,
Suddenly business was brought to a stop
When a terrible yell hit the air

I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy
ub, ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub.

People all gathered to look at the lad
Patted him on the head.
Where was your mummy, when you saw her last
Turning to her the boy said

I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy
ub, ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub.

Down came the manager to fix up the mess
Took the small boy aside
Come on now lad, let's have your name and address
With a lungful of air he replied

I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy
ub, ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub

Well just then his mother appeared on the spot,
Gave him a hefty whack
That oughta teach you to go and get lost!
And the little boy's voice floated back...

I've found my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've found my mummy
I've found my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've found my mummy
No mummy, I don't wanna go
No mummy I don't wanna, no mummy
.....

